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I am so sorry man... thats 5 days before my son's 2nd birthday.. and that day is my dad's birthday...

The look on your face is priceless.. its like "Screw you, seriously man.. screw you... " btw: goatees arent my thing... it makes your mouth look like a pussy... arent they called "Prison Pussy"?

some of it is very true... I have only one, but he acts like 3..

problem with that though, she'd probably be one to shoot your ass though.. after shooting the Supra.. LOL

Its Herald! Where's Kumar? ;) sorry... I couldnt resist.. but love the printer paper toga

Lots of liquid and chicken noodle soup... as a person who went through child birth, I dont envy you but I do sympathize.. Yes, I've heard that there are ingredients in energy drinks that speed up crystallization in your kidneys

Yep.. my deck has an iPod connector and its hidden in my glove compartment..

Is that mold on your chin? ;)

Someone recently stole my brother's credit card information and charged over $350 on what we believe was porn videos and shipping..

It depends on your state... The state of Oregon requires you to renew your license in person because your appearance can change.. I dont think they require you to retest here.. I've had my license since 16.. renewed it twice, and they've only asked me for a vision test once.. They send you a...

I have nothing useful to post anywhere else.. Sad as that is

Nope, off topic posts dont count... thats why I'm not a post whore here.. LOL

I am sorry, please know that you'll be in our prayers..Its hard to have a sick parent.. i know.. Luckily it sounds like they might have gotten a hold of things.. My mom died unexpectedly January 9th,2006 of congestive heart failure. She was in the hospital for a week over Thanksgiving 2005 due...

Dunckel... Only in Yakima and Washougal..

also, insurance premiums are so high because of 2 reasons: 1) People driving without insurance and/or licenses, hitting people and taking off... 2) People who are in this country illegally being able to obtain drivers licenses and See Above

BASKETballs Hard one: "Do you really wanna get all dressed up, so some Drakkar Noir-wearing dexter with a boner can feel you up while you're forced to listen to a band that, by definition, blows?"

I am a chick :)... And yes.. I love older movies..

Wrong.... SpaceBalls.. "Mail, Mother Fucker" (its my voicemail/text message alert)

Billy Madison? "Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works! "