A lady brings her dead parrot into the vet’s to see if her parrot is really dead. Lady: I want your opinion, Is my parrot really dead? The doctor looks at it, and says, “yep, it’s really dead” Lady: Are you sure??? Can you please double check? Run some test? The doctor says “Well, O.K. “ he brings in the cat, the cat looks it over, smells it then the cat shakes his head no. Then the doctor brings in a dog, the dog looks the parrot over, smells the bird, shakes his head no. The Vet say to the lady:”o.K.” that will be $800.00 dollars, $800.00 dollars, she screams, The doctors says, well, you asked for my opinion they are free, the Cat scan was $500.00 bucks and the lab report was $300.00 bucks.