The nun...

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A Soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please may I hide under you skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ...'

The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not being rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls too....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'
 

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2 old men were on a park bench chatting, one asked the other "hows the wife?" the other one said "i think shes dead" the guy asked what made him think that and he replied "the sex is the same but the dishes are piling up.