Tenjooberrymuds!

[Kai]

This was emailed to me - and i LOL'ed:

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I was recently in (where was it?) Miami? and I have now decided to learn Spanish, so I can understand the check-outs at McDonalds.

My next move is to learn whatever it is I need to learn....Polish, Portugese, Indian!!, anything so I can understand my doctor, my taxi driver, and the next person that answers the phone when I call them, or when they call me at that inconvenient hour; when I have a warranty problem....... when I have ANY problem, ANY question, ANYTHING ANYWHERE!!.

By the time you read this, you will be able to understand the 1st line.

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

In order to continue getting-by in our home land, we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes....

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest when you call room-service.......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: "......What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: ....... Er, "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'.. Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "Sorry, I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Oh. Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' "......and you do, don't you!

 

[karlmk3]

i just fwd that at work selectivly lol

 

[lewis15498]

Never understood why people who can't speak english get jobs where they have to communicate with customers on a regular basis. If I moved to a country where the people primarily spoke a language I did not speak, I would get a job that had minimal customer interaction up until the point where I could speak the language fluently and clearly.

Tenjooberrymuds Kai! It delivered a good chuckle.

 

[toyotanos]

That was good, Kai. ror