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so i was out visiting my dad tonight, since he usually comes to town once a week for buisness. like usual we go to a resturant, sit down, have a beer and food an B.S. a bit.

towards the end of the night a guy goes rushing out of the resturant, only to return a few minutes later. once again he rushed towards the exit, this time he was chased by several resturant employees. :confused:

it turns out the moron was stealing the TV's from the mens bathroom. there are flatscreens above each urinal. it seems he poped the plexiglass in fron of them and helped himself! :stickpoke

within a few minutes the RCMP were there to escort the guy to the station. turns out he had a warrant for arrest too! :icon_conf

all in all an amusing evening with entertainment provided by some moron who seemed to think that everyone in this resturant was blind. how he got the balls to try this ill never know.

anyone else got stories of entertaining idiots they would like to share! :biglaugh:
 
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Generally speaking, most people of average intelligence don't commit crimes. It takes some real idiots to land themselves in the can. A friend of mine is a motorcycle cop. He was waiting by his motorcycle for some court related business, when this dingy looking guy approaches him, admiring the bike. He says that's a nice bike, cop plays it cool, but he's figuring this dude is no stranger to the law. After some idle chat, the idiot mentions he recently paid some fines he owed to the city, and he's wondering if they credited him properly. So the cop gets his info, the computer comes back the dude has a felony warrant. My friend the cop inmediately throws the cuffs on him and calls for a patrol unit to transport him to the can. Dumbass..
 
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im still in shock at the fact they put flatscreens at each urinal at a resturant? maybe a sports bar, but even then LMAO...

put a beer tap on the wall and you would never have to leave.. :)
 
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Joel W. said:
im still in shock at the fact they put flatscreens at each urinal at a resturant? maybe a sports bar, but even then LMAO...

put a beer tap on the wall and you would never have to leave.. :)
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they should make little stools infront of the urinals then too and some cup holders..
 
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its one of the more "upper end" resturants in town. dont ask me why they would even put tvs there. you stand there for all of a minute tops. maby in the toilet stalls. but then people would probably just sit in there and watch tv.

stuipd idea to put em in there, even dumber to steal em...
 
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when i was in montreal they had them too i found myself standing in front of the urinal for a lot longer then i should have. lets just say my friend had to come in and ask if i was ok ahahha (by the way i was smashed haha)
 
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LOL - check this one out.

I'm out at a stag party with my buds, and everyone but me is seriously smashed. (I always drive for the crew.) This one guy decides he's going to steal a potted palm. Now this thing is easily 10 feet high, must weigh close to 400 lbs, and there is a bouncer at the door. We all laugh and assume he's full of shit.

So, he knocks back his latest shooter, gets to his feet, and slinks stealthily over to this palm. Of course, he wasn't being quiet about planning this escapade, I'm sure some of the staff heard his plan... he gets there, stuffs the pot at the bottom (which is about 3 feet in diameter) into his jacket, and stands up. The palm is brushing the roof. The pot isn't even vaugely covered by his jacket.

He checks to make sure nobody is watching - which of course is true, mostly because everyone is laughing too damn hard, and heads for the exit. The bouncer actually holds the damn door for him, while giggling at the drunk guy struggling to walk stealthily with 9 feet of palm waving around above his head.

He vanishes into the parking lot... AND NEVER COMES BACK.

The next morning he called me to find out which of the jokers in the group drove him home and stuffed a potted palm in his bedroom... and how the hell did they get it into the elevator? I laughed so hard...
 
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GrimJack said:
LOL - check this one out.

I'm out at a stag party with my buds, and everyone but me is seriously smashed. (I always drive for the crew.) This one guy decides he's going to steal a potted palm. Now this thing is easily 10 feet high, must weigh close to 400 lbs, and there is a bouncer at the door. We all laugh and assume he's full of shit.

So, he knocks back his latest shooter, gets to his feet, and slinks stealthily over to this palm. Of course, he wasn't being quiet about planning this escapade, I'm sure some of the staff heard his plan... he gets there, stuffs the pot at the bottom (which is about 3 feet in diameter) into his jacket, and stands up. The palm is brushing the roof. The pot isn't even vaugely covered by his jacket.

He checks to make sure nobody is watching - which of course is true, mostly because everyone is laughing too damn hard, and heads for the exit. The bouncer actually holds the damn door for him, while giggling at the drunk guy struggling to walk stealthily with 9 feet of palm waving around above his head.

He vanishes into the parking lot... AND NEVER COMES BACK.

The next morning he called me to find out which of the jokers in the group drove him home and stuffed a potted palm in his bedroom... and how the hell did they get it into the elevator? I laughed so hard...
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hahahah that story has me dying. omg thats great. i can picture that whole thing in my head, good jobby ur friend
 
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GrimJack said:
LOL - check this one out.

I'm out at a stag party with my buds, and everyone but me is seriously smashed. (I always drive for the crew.) This one guy decides he's going to steal a potted palm. Now this thing is easily 10 feet high, must weigh close to 400 lbs, and there is a bouncer at the door. We all laugh and assume he's full of shit.

So, he knocks back his latest shooter, gets to his feet, and slinks stealthily over to this palm. Of course, he wasn't being quiet about planning this escapade, I'm sure some of the staff heard his plan... he gets there, stuffs the pot at the bottom (which is about 3 feet in diameter) into his jacket, and stands up. The palm is brushing the roof. The pot isn't even vaugely covered by his jacket.

He checks to make sure nobody is watching - which of course is true, mostly because everyone is laughing too damn hard, and heads for the exit. The bouncer actually holds the damn door for him, while giggling at the drunk guy struggling to walk stealthily with 9 feet of palm waving around above his head.

He vanishes into the parking lot... AND NEVER COMES BACK.

The next morning he called me to find out which of the jokers in the group drove him home and stuffed a potted palm in his bedroom... and how the hell did they get it into the elevator? I laughed so hard...
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Something similar happened last year at a kegger I threw at the end of the year on the last day in rez. This is one of the participants:
 

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lol nice one Grim! i had something simaler happen to me. except my friend was taking peoples lawn ornaments... :icon_conf
 
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