Random Stuff

[csr ma71]

How come the unicorn scene in "Dodgeball" isn't as funny as it could have been?

 

[lanky189]

why do some packets of mustard open easy..while others are a major bitch to open?

 

[Squid699]

why does mcdonalds and burger king use different brands of ketchup........or is it catsup?

 

[lanky189]

i shot the sheriff...

then i slept with his wife.

 

[Squid699]

I used a 17mm wrench to open a can of soup

 

[lanky189]

broccoli sandwich.

 

[Squid699]

I have a price on my head.......damn bounty hunters

 

[lanky189]

nerve endings

 

[Squid699]

I want a Mateba

 

[lanky189]

belgian waffle ice cream thingy..

 

[Squid699]

Monkfish look funny

 

[lanky189]

this must be bat country!

 

[Squid699]

Scratch your brain

 

[lanky189]

broke as hell be I

 

[Squid699]

i could go for a glass of scotch

 

[lanky189]

i could go for a whole bottle of Wild turkey 101

 

[Squid699]

did you know that a can of Axe makes a good improvised explosive device?

 

[lanky189]

tires burn nicely when your drunk.

 

[SupraMario]

this is wht i said to her no stick it o nm go wait not that thing well going to get some crack now c u later for a while i was mad but then she said how much crack u get i said none u asked for bannanas she said wtf u stop that with'

 

[Squid699]

new rule - random posts have to at least be coherent. They don't have to make sense, but have to be coherent.