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IJ.

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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back -- wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly 22 miles an hour!", the old woman says a bit proudly.

The officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the highway number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car okay? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time!"

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Highway 119."
 

7thousandpiecesMGTE

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pimptrizkit;1372374 said:
a man, young or old couldn't pull this mess off smoothly....

actually...... when I was 16 my dad was helping me fix my 1983 toyota tercel. Once we got it fixed he wanted to go with me for a test run. We get out on the main road and he says "just take it up to 90 and then we'll come back".... he meant highway 90, I HEARD 90 as in mph. So I mash the peddle and we slowly start exceeding the speed limit on our way to 90mph, at which point he says "whoa, hey! what the hell are you doing?"

Confused I look at him and reply "you said take it up to 90!"


true story, still makes me chuckle every time I remember it.
 

OneJArpus

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7thousandpiecesMGTE;1372421 said:
actually...... when I was 16 my dad was helping me fix my 1983 toyota tercel. Once we got it fixed he wanted to go with me for a test run. We get out on the main road and he says "just take it up to 90 and then we'll come back".... he meant highway 90, I HEARD 90 as in mph. So I mash the peddle and we slowly start exceeding the speed limit on our way to 90mph, at which point he says "whoa, hey! what the hell are you doing?"

Confused I look at him and reply "you said take it up to 90!"


true story, still makes me chuckle every time I remember it.

hahaha! I laughed thats pretty funny, i can so picture my father saying that and me taking it past it in my supra. i think he would shit a brick