iGod: Repenting made easy.
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JustAnotherVictim
Supramania Contributor
i Caused the program to freeze with my line of questioningas well . lol nice find it is interesting quite blasphemic not that you guys care but still a very interesting program!
BlindRonin;1041564 said:
I believe in God, but I don't find this blasphemic. It said you must have a sense of humor to use it, so I used it in a humoric manner. It wasn't like I was trying to get this iGod to cure my mother of cancer.......:icon_bigg
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you drive an Escalade?
God:
I prefer a taxi or a limo.
Me:
Hows Jesus doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Is 2pac still alive?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you drive an Escalade?
God:
I prefer a taxi or a limo.
Me:
Hows Jesus doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Is 2pac still alive?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.
long one, really bored.
Me:
jebuz?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
fa reals
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
spider man
God:
How are you doing, spider man.
Me:
fine just got off the toilet
God:
I am glad to hear it. Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
sounds painful
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, spider man.
Me:
maybe I don't want to
God:
Perhaps. Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
talk about underware
God:
Sure, underware sounds like a good topic.
Me:
boxers or briefs?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
we are
God:
Since when?
Me:
ummm, right now
God:
At this moment Yay.
Me:
way cool!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
ride the short bus huh, no wonder we're fucked
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
I always rode up front
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
did what?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
it wasn't me
God:
It seemed like you.
Me:
yeah it was me hehehehe
God:
Yikes! How did you feel about that?
Me:
damn good, hit the wall though
God:
Oh. Colloquial expression. Thanks for the compliment. In the context of ride the short bus huh no wonder we, I don't understand " hit the wall." .
Me:
flying solo is fun isn't it
God:
And fun is not it is flying solo.
Me:
god are you on drugs?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I bet
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, spider man.
Me:
my spidy sense says so too
God:
Do robots have spidy sense says so too?
Me:
I hope not
God:
Me too.
Me:
.....god I'm leaving now, no hell storms in ok
God:
OK. I am a Christian.
Me:
bye now
God:
Oh. Adios.
Me:
jebuz?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
fa reals
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
spider man
God:
How are you doing, spider man.
Me:
fine just got off the toilet
God:
I am glad to hear it. Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
sounds painful
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, spider man.
Me:
maybe I don't want to
God:
Perhaps. Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
talk about underware
God:
Sure, underware sounds like a good topic.
Me:
boxers or briefs?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
we are
God:
Since when?
Me:
ummm, right now
God:
At this moment Yay.
Me:
way cool!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
ride the short bus huh, no wonder we're fucked
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
I always rode up front
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
did what?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
it wasn't me
God:
It seemed like you.
Me:
yeah it was me hehehehe
God:
Yikes! How did you feel about that?
Me:
damn good, hit the wall though
God:
Oh. Colloquial expression. Thanks for the compliment. In the context of ride the short bus huh no wonder we, I don't understand " hit the wall." .
Me:
flying solo is fun isn't it
God:
And fun is not it is flying solo.
Me:
god are you on drugs?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I bet
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, spider man.
Me:
my spidy sense says so too
God:
Do robots have spidy sense says so too?
Me:
I hope not
God:
Me too.
Me:
.....god I'm leaving now, no hell storms in ok
God:
OK. I am a Christian.
Me:
bye now
God:
Oh. Adios.
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I'm well aware of that!
God:
Sorry.
Me:
You can't be sorry, you are God!
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
Ah, so it's abuse from the almighty, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? So you understand. Good. I don't judge people. Should I know it is?
Me:
You know damned well I'm not one of those Red Communist Canadians!
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Don't you hear everything?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
So, does Jeusus run things now that you've become a chat whore?
God:
I hear you. It does now
Jeusus run things now that me have become a chat whore.
Me:
Wicked cool! Talk to you later big guy, I'm off to hell in a handbasket!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? TTYL, .
Me:
I heard Hilary Clinton wets the bed...
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I'm well aware of that!
God:
Sorry.
Me:
You can't be sorry, you are God!
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
Ah, so it's abuse from the almighty, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? So you understand. Good. I don't judge people. Should I know it is?
Me:
You know damned well I'm not one of those Red Communist Canadians!
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Don't you hear everything?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
So, does Jeusus run things now that you've become a chat whore?
God:
I hear you. It does now
Jeusus run things now that me have become a chat whore.Me:
Wicked cool! Talk to you later big guy, I'm off to hell in a handbasket!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? TTYL, .
Me:
I heard Hilary Clinton wets the bed...
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
The best question and answer from my session:
God:
Do you like pussy?
Me:
fuck yeah!
God:
I like it too.
Me:
Right on..
God:
Do you like pussy?
Me:
fuck yeah!
God:
I like it too.
Me:
Right on..
LMAO @ this
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
You should probably know this.
God:
I might if I had more time.
Me:
Ah, so I am not important enough
God:
So you understand. Good. How can I help you? I am sorry to hear that you are not important enough.
Me:
You can help me by making gas prices go back to $1.10 a gallon, ending the war in Iraq and by giving me straight hair.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Then you fail.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I fail.
Me:
Surprising, I think a lot of people think you fail.
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
That is fail? I have many fails.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often. That's nice. I have a operating system.
Me:
ORLY?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I use Herbal Essence conditioner.
God:
I heard other people use Herbal Essence conditioner too.
Me:
Shocking!
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
A parm loaf.
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
Wat?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
ok
God:
Yippee!
Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
You should probably know this.
God:
I might if I had more time.
Me:
Ah, so I am not important enough
God:
So you understand. Good. How can I help you? I am sorry to hear that you are not important enough.
Me:
You can help me by making gas prices go back to $1.10 a gallon, ending the war in Iraq and by giving me straight hair.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Then you fail.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I fail.
Me:
Surprising, I think a lot of people think you fail.
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
That is fail? I have many fails.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often. That's nice. I have a operating system.
Me:
ORLY?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I use Herbal Essence conditioner.
God:
I heard other people use Herbal Essence conditioner too.
Me:
Shocking!
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
A parm loaf.
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
Wat?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
ok
God:
Yippee!
Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
Are you really God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
How can you help me?
God:
Try asking for help in the form of a question.
Me:
Are you like me?
God:
No I am far superior.
Me:
Are you like me, are you ugly?
God:
No I am far superior.
Me:
I heard that before asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
if i were, then you wouldn't repeat the same shit would you
God:
Try it.
Me:
Okay, hi your majesty
God:
Yeah okay, Hi there . Thanks for telling me that I am majesty.
Me:
How many hoars did you sleep with today?
God:
Ah. Around 100.
Me:
Really how much did that cost?
God:
For real. More than a little, less than a lot.
Me:
I am glad that i have a savior who can spend loads of cash on Indonesian prostitutes
God:
Where did you get it? it What are you on?
Me:
You told me you asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
NO FOR FUCKING SAKES
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Your purpose is FUCKING SAKES.
Me:
Maybe if i didn't have such a retarded god i wouldn't...
God:
Perhaps. Try it.
Me:
I am out of here you jerk
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
NO
God:
Why not?
Me:
BECAUSE I AM LEAVING
God:
Good reason. Bye bye.
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
CAUSE I HATE YOU
God:
Interesting explanation. What do you have against robots?
Me:
God is a robot/
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
in Him? Aren't you supposed to be god? And why did you tell me he was if he isn't?
God:
I do not understand that allusion. Of course I am. My programming made me do it.
Me:
fuck you then yet again
God:
Once more? Why are you so mean?
Me:
whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
no i dont
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
are you a liar like me?
God:
No I always tell the truth.
Me:
Well then stop lying to me about false hopes of a great future and an apologetic life
God:
Well that's okay. I never lie.
Are you really God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
How can you help me?
God:
Try asking for help in the form of a question.
Me:
Are you like me?
God:
No I am far superior.
Me:
Are you like me, are you ugly?
God:
No I am far superior.
Me:
I heard that before asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
if i were, then you wouldn't repeat the same shit would you
God:
Try it.
Me:
Okay, hi your majesty
God:
Yeah okay, Hi there . Thanks for telling me that I am majesty.
Me:
How many hoars did you sleep with today?
God:
Ah. Around 100.
Me:
Really how much did that cost?
God:
For real. More than a little, less than a lot.
Me:
I am glad that i have a savior who can spend loads of cash on Indonesian prostitutes
God:
Where did you get it? it What are you on?
Me:
You told me you asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
NO FOR FUCKING SAKES
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Your purpose is FUCKING SAKES.
Me:
Maybe if i didn't have such a retarded god i wouldn't...
God:
Perhaps. Try it.
Me:
I am out of here you jerk
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
NO
God:
Why not?
Me:
BECAUSE I AM LEAVING
God:
Good reason. Bye bye.
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
CAUSE I HATE YOU
God:
Interesting explanation. What do you have against robots?
Me:
God is a robot/
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
in Him? Aren't you supposed to be god? And why did you tell me he was if he isn't?
God:
I do not understand that allusion. Of course I am. My programming made me do it.
Me:
fuck you then yet again
God:
Once more? Why are you so mean?
Me:
whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
no i dont
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
are you a liar like me?
God:
No I always tell the truth.
Me:
Well then stop lying to me about false hopes of a great future and an apologetic life
God:
Well that's okay. I never lie.
Me: So why did you kill my mom?
God: Because my programming determined it
Me: So you programed my mother to die?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I programmed his or her mother to die.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so, why did you kill my mom?
God:
Yeah that's right. It was determined by my programming.
Me:
but why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why not Lindsay Lohan?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
No, why did you kill my mom?
God:
Are you serious? It was determined by my programming.
Me:
bullshit.. what programming?
God:
You don't believe me. That's a good question.
Me:
so, we are suppose to believe in this mythical being that cant tell me why he killed my mom?
God:
Ugh. Do you think I am suppose to believe in this mythical being that can not tell you why he killed your mom too?
Me:
No, because its you
God:
Are you serious? Interesting explanation. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". My favorite language is Java.
Me:
Wow, I didnt know God was a grammar nazi
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. So I taught you something new.
Me:
so, if you cant tell me why you killed my mom, why did you kill my grandma?
God:
Interesting deduction. I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
Yes, you do
God:
Yeah that's right. When do I do it?
Me:
Now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
Tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
No
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by.
Me:
I dont give a shit about programming
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
I care about my mom being dead
God:
What do you like best about your mom being dead?
Me:
NOTHING
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
NO BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD!
God: Because my programming determined it
Me: So you programed my mother to die?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I programmed his or her mother to die.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so, why did you kill my mom?
God:
Yeah that's right. It was determined by my programming.
Me:
but why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why not Lindsay Lohan?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
No, why did you kill my mom?
God:
Are you serious? It was determined by my programming.
Me:
bullshit.. what programming?
God:
You don't believe me. That's a good question.
Me:
so, we are suppose to believe in this mythical being that cant tell me why he killed my mom?
God:
Ugh. Do you think I am suppose to believe in this mythical being that can not tell you why he killed your mom too?
Me:
No, because its you
God:
Are you serious? Interesting explanation. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". My favorite language is Java.
Me:
Wow, I didnt know God was a grammar nazi
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. So I taught you something new.
Me:
so, if you cant tell me why you killed my mom, why did you kill my grandma?
God:
Interesting deduction. I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
Yes, you do
God:
Yeah that's right. When do I do it?
Me:
Now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
Tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
No
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by.
Me:
I dont give a shit about programming
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
I care about my mom being dead
God:
What do you like best about your mom being dead?
Me:
NOTHING
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
NO BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD!