how not to pull an engine

[wingman]

....that is, if you don't care one bit about it, you just want it out.

step 1: remove all extra crap from engine bay and all body panels
step 2: pull the head off, because your retarded
step 3: fight with the block ground wire for 30 minutes
step 4: chop the upper beam in front of the engine
step 5: disconnect tranny mount and engine mounts, jump 2 feet as they slide backwards and hit the ground
step 6: get yukon
step 7: wrap chain around engine and tranny, jack up the tranny
step 8: pull on chain with yukon, watch as your jack gets crushed beneath the car
step 9: jump out of the way as to avoid engine crushing your little toe
step 10: realize you could have put the head back on, rigged up a pulley system, and made your job 10 times eaisier without crushing the bottom of your oilpan or your jack, and making life 10 times eaisier
step 11:
step 12: profit


aftermath:

note: no, it's not my car...and that's not my jack...and no i'm not that completely and utterly retarded enough to try and pull an engine out that way

 

[Wendigo]

Wow! ANd I thought I needed anger management therapy!

 

[wingman]

well it did make the exhaust eaisier to get out, which was the whole point of the ordeal......

 

[jdub]

That's just, just :3d_frown: Words don't describe it :runaway:

 

[chedderknight]

woah

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

I have enjoyed reading all this pointlessness.

 

[wingman]

This earns a

what took ya so long?

 

[IJ.]

Was busy being a dick in other threads

 

[wingman]

so now I have to stand in line to have you make fun of me and my merry adventures?

i want a refund...

 

[IJ.]

refunded in full!

 

[Clip]

hahaha, well look at the dog in the top right. what would you expect?

 

[s383mmber1]

Was busy being a dick in other threads

Girl A or B?

hahaha

This threads awesome! Made me laugh soooo hard when i saw that picture!

 

[s383mmber1]

hahaha, well look at the dog in the top right. what would you expect?

WHat the HELL does this have to do with pulling otu the engine!!!!?!????

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[Clip]

think about it. that dog isnt exactly show quality, is it?

 

[s383mmber1]

think about it. that dog isnt exactly show quality, is it?

Neither is the car

 

[Clip]

and there ya go

 

[s383mmber1]

Hahaha it made for a good laugh wingman!!!!

 

[SupraDerk]

Not only does this depict the cheap MKIII driver to McGyver something to pull an engine...but it had to be an NA driver too...

 

[wingman]

heh you guys are funny....the dog is nearly as old as the car, and if I'd have used an engine hoist (which I don't have btw) I'd have had to find a way to macgyver the hoist around because my entire driveway is nothing but sand and rocks.

you can also see the corner of my burgandy turbo in the pic...which will NEVER, EVER EVER EVER get the same treatment as the white car did.

we now return you to your previously scheduled program

girl B

 

[shaeff]

that poor car.

-shaeff