Help me please

[rtrdpenguin]

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me!

 

[IJ.]

It's done now you can never recover from this Pen!
(she will NEVER forget)

 

[ERA]

Is this real?

And uh, get her a new cat? If that's anything.

G'luck.

 

[Stanzaspeed]

 

[Clueless]

I see a few mistakes here...

1) she was sad that she lost her cat, it's a big deal to her and you didn't comfort her.

2) You basically ignored her and even interrupt her when she telling you her feelings.

3) you cussed her to no end.

4) You hit her...

You fucked up now! Hitting her seals the deal on that relationship, that i promise. Now can I have her number? :icon_bigg

 

[rtrdpenguin]

:nono::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

 

[Poodles]

If you're serious...

I'm gonna sound like an ass, but check your fucking priorities. I've been there, I've done it, and I'm paying for it...

 

[ForcedTorque]

Yep, find a new woman. You have lost this one. Next time, try a different approach, because this tactic will never work.

Besides...........Pokemon???? How old are you?

 

[MkIII_Jeff]

I thought girls love you more when you hit them......:sarcasm:




j/k

 

[gtsfirefighter]

I am utterly speechless.

 

[boosted1jz]

i have 3 cats to choose from if you would like to try to redeem yourself and give her a new kittay!

i have an orange 1, a black and grey 1, and a calico

 

[ERA]

Besides...........Pokemon???? How old are you?

Pokémon can be the shit sometimes.

 

[Supracentral]

Besides...........Pokemon???? How old are you?

This is why 8 year olds shouldn't date....

 

[suprahero]

You may as well give her number to Clueless..............:icon_bigg

She's probably not going to forgive you for this one. You can try begging, but then she'll just think your pathetic. You can also try to apologize, but I wouldn't go to her house to do it or her dad will annihilate you. If anyone ever hits my daughters, I'll feed his remains to the hogs.

 

[rtrdpenguin]

She really does have hogs.... =(

 

[Facime]

Wait, so the original post wasnt a narration of a South Park episode? Are you kidding me? :nono:

 

[Wills7MGTE]

you're a woman beating, self centered, pokemon playing prick it sounds like to me.

and while we analyze that, you actually play pokemon, I didn't even play that homo crap when I was a kid and you have to be at least 16 to drive so I'd say you are NOT a kid anymore, as much as you may act like one, I'd suggest rethinking your life and channging yourself.

if that fails you could always buy yourself a bullet and rent a gun!

 

[suprahero]

somebody needs a hug.

Mr. Penguin, no matter what you read here, suicide isn't the answer. You should never hit a woman, even if you claim it's on accident. If she won't accept an apology, then I'd go out with my friends and have a good time. Do yourself a favor though and leave the video games alone. There's more to life than video games and you can't experience them from your couch.

 

[Ckanderson]

this has to be a troll

 

[speed]

1) Ahahahahahahahahaha.
2) If you're old enough to drive a supra, you're old enough to not play pokemon
3) Video games can be paused. Girlfriends cannot
4) You deserve your DS to be broken, you deserve her leaving you, you deserve feeling that guilt
5) You just got a fist full of maturity thrown in your face. Learn from it and grow up.
6) Apologize, and if she doesn't accept it, there's not much you can do. Women will put up with a LOT of shit, but when they've had it and are done, they're done. There's not much you can do about it.



Such is life.