Fml

[OneJoeZee]

I just got off work and went to pee like I usually do when I get home from the office.

My stream came out to the right and on my shoe. Once I got it straight and finish draining, I bent down to wipe my shoe off.

While doing that, my cellphone and flashdrive fell out of my shirt pocket and into the toilet that I just peed in.



FUCK MY LIFE

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[romaniello]

I feel your pain, the same thing happened to me with my cell phone.
I reached in, cleaned it and turned it on the next day, worked fine for about a month. Took it to the store and they said warranty didn't cover water damage, I asked how he knew, he showed me a little sticker like circle inside the battery compartment.

Had to purchase a new one.

 

[IJ.]

ROFLMAO! :runaway:

Classic you're now an Old Fart Joe!!

 

[OneJoeZee]

ROFLMAO! :runaway:

Classic you're now an Old Fart Joe!!

 

[kamikazemkiii]

ROFLMAO! :runaway:

Classic you're now an Old Fart Joe!!

X2 lmao

 

[gaboonviper85]

Lol remember the saying "better to be pissed off than pissed on".....kinda sucks you're pissed off cause you pissed on yourself:-/

 

[tlo86]

damn i hate it when that happens.. or you pee out two streams instead of one...

 

[gtsfirefighter]

"Irene! Why am I peeing like I've been up all night having sex?"

 

[SuprA70]

Best laugh I had all day.

:rofl: x 200

 

[DreamerTheresa]

PRETTY sure this FML thing is a repost. But I've been drinking on an empty stomach and can't tell ya if it's true...

 

[iwannadie]

Maybe try sitting down next time, your beyond standing to up to pee.

 

[MK3Brent]

Dude... Joe..

I worry I will do this constantly!!!

That's where I keep my pens and calipers... and all kinds of stuff too.

:rofl: !

 

[benchwarmer]

When you first buy a phone take the battery out and put a piece of scotch tape over the water indicator sticker. That way next time you piss on your phone the cell phone guys wont know.

 

[lewis15498]

I have a casio GZone, its shock and water resistant. I take it everywhere including going jet sking, and sometimes i take calls in the shower, and i drop it all the time, and throw it at people when i get mad. they last almost a year then start acting up an verizon gives me a new one for free! they changed the name with the new model, its called the boulder now, but its still water/ shock resistant. They discontined the GZones so when this one breaks I will get a free boulder. You should definitely get one if your gonna start pissing on your phone on a regular basis.

 

[OneJoeZee]

PRETTY sure this FML thing is a repost. But I've been drinking on an empty stomach and can't tell ya if it's true...

I didn't make this up as a fml.com post. It's 100% true. :rofl:

 

[WhtMa71]

ROFL..that sucks big time!

Dude... Joe..

I worry I will do this constantly!!!

That's where I keep my pens and calipers... and all kinds of stuff too.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/MK3Brent/100_9990.jpg


:rofl: !

NERD! :sarcasm:

 

[OneJoeZee]

Dude... Joe..

I worry I will do this constantly!!!

That's where I keep my pens and calipers... and all kinds of stuff too.



:rofl: !

Be afraid

very afraid


All that stuff is very expensive

 

[MK3Brent]

Be afraid

very afraid


All that stuff is very expensive

:rofl:

Ah Joe... you always understand me. :rofl: :sarcasm:

 

[CajunKenny]

The problem is that you bent down to wipe off your shoe. Had you not done that, you're day wouldn't be as bad.

Just be like me! I have one white Nike and one semi-yellow one. BUT....my cell phone works! It's a worthy trade off in my opinion...

 

[JASONA70]

take the phone apart and submerge it in a bag of rice, make sure the whole thing is covered in rice. Hopefully it will be dry in a couple of days... my phone dropped from my pocket as I was bending over to flush the toilet.... sigh