:Computer_Rant:

JZ_killa_t68

Fartknocker
Jun 19, 2005
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So I've been battling some nasty viruses with my computers while I'm in Germany for work. It's pissing me off! My work computer now has had 32 infected files, and it still doesn't work right. My personal laptop is fucked completely, I'm gonna throw it off a bridge at a car.

The only thing that's keeping me from going totally looney out here is the fact that it works good enough to play DVD's on (instead of watching CNN for 7 weeks) and the only websites that it lets me go on is SM, SF and craigslist.

/end rant.
 

Doward

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Jan 11, 2006
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ccleaner's good for taking care of your computer in day-to-day things. Hijackthis is pretty much built into Spybot (go to Advanced Mode and you'll see everything - BHOs, Startup, etc)
 

HommerSimpson

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Dec 31, 2007
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what I have found in the many years crashing computers looking at porn...

I partition every machine I need to use every day a... and load another os.... if I get a bug and dont feel like fooling with it.. I just reboot to the other partion.. and then clean up the infected one.. and still got a working computer...while im fixing the other os....and usally a 3rd partion to stor thigns like pics.. so everything does not have to be reloaded...
 

Wills7MGTE

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May 12, 2006
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I don't know whats more disappointing, the fact that some assclown likes to make viruses and spread them in a lot of cases ruining peoples computers or the sick twisted fucker who puts them all into porn sites, can't people jack it in peace for god sakes!!!!!!!!!
 

GrimJack

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Despite what you may have heard, the interwebs is not a good source of porn. And your browser is not the tool to get it.

Usenet, on the other hand, has more porn than you can shake a stick at. Definitely more than you can ever watch... there's only so much time in the day, and you can download it faster than you can view it.

Keeping your machine virus free really comes down to a few simple steps.
1. Don't use the most popular browser. Use Firefox / Opera / *anything* else. Most of the bad shit out there is written to take advantage of the browser that most people are using.
2. Don't read emails, and don't click links in emails, from people you don't know. Examine links before clicking them. In a pinch, delete it rather than click it. Sure, you may miss some terribly funny video on the internet. Oh well, at least your computer will still let you access your bank account without sending your password to another Russian hacker group.
3. Virus scan anything that you download. If you run Firefox, it will do this for you automatically.
4. Anything that asks you to install something special is not to be trusted. Admittedly, some of these are geniune, but without the expertise to tell the difference, just say no. Something wants to install a video codec? No thanks, just watch a different vid. Something wants to install a special internet program? No thanks, just find whatever you want elsewhere. Something wants to download digital rights to view / listen to a file? No thanks, go find another copy without the stupid DRM embedded.
5. Keep your important information backed up. A 4G memory stick doesn't cost more than a few $$$ these days, and the vast majority of people can put all their important information on one. If your computer gets pasted, reformat it and to hell with the virus. It's usually faster anyway.

I run a lot of machines... a bunch at the office, plus another 6 at home, and I haven't caught anything in 20+ years following these rules.

PS: I watch a lot of porn, too.
 

flight doc89

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Apr 21, 2006
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make a small (like, 10-15 GB) partition for your OS and internet/temp files, etc. That way, once you are infected, virus scan only has to scan that small partition, not the entire drive. Save oodles of time (is oodles a real word? my mozilla didn't spellcheck it...)
 

NeatOman

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Oct 5, 2006
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I do home computer repair, and i service about 10-20 computers a week. Don't really advertise as it is part time for me when I'm not in school. It is a registered business and i do warantee my work and get maybe 1 compliant a year as i have only got one compliant in two years. And i even fixed it free of charge despite that he was a moron.

If you want a top notch anti-virus you can get Nod32 2.7 as 3.0 is just a skin change (GUI) and a fix so you can't legally make the program last forever. This is because Nod32 2.7 trial period is based on registry files. I personally use this on my home computer. The best thing about it is that it does NOT BOTHER YOU!!! unless you have a virus then a big red screen pops up.

I have used almost every anti-virus, from Norton Corporate and 360 (sucks bad) to McAfee, avg, avast, and Kaspersky witch is just overkill, and likes to make believe you have a virus. Nod32 2.7 is the best as fare as having a computer that runs apps vs one that makes you feel that its mostly the anti-virus that the computer is try to run.

As for spy-ware... spy-bot is ok even though i have found machines running it and have pop-ups, but IMO really annoying, i use Ad-aware. I have found Ad-aware to be much more effective, just that it is not an active scanner and you simply run it when ever you feel you have pop-ups or spy-ware.

And i agree with GrimJack 100% about the steps to take to even prevent infection.

GrimJack;1104977 said:
Usenet, on the other hand, has more porn than you can shake a stick at.

With this advice you can happily shake you meat stick for years to cum.
 

Poodles

I play with fire
Jul 22, 2006
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NOD32 is a bit hardcore though, so I don't usually recommend it because I get back comments like "I can't get online now!"

But it's the ONLY thing I've seen actaully eliminate an virus instead of telling you it's there and letting you figure out what to do...

CCleaner (formerly CrapCleaner) gets rid of LOADS of stuff that take up huge amounts of HDD space, and eliminates 99% of the spyware in the process.
 

Doward

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Jan 11, 2006
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That's because the vast majority of spyware originates in your temporary files folders.

I use TeaTimer with Spybot (I don't recommend it for a novice) so nothing gets written in the registry (that's how anything gets installed as BHOs, or at startup) without my permission.

18 years, never had a virus on my computer. Avast has an active scanner, with plugins built in for Office products (Outlook) and the boot time scanner is extremely thorough. Using Spybot's 'Advanced' mode will open up a complete set of tools that will let you remove pretty much anything from your computer. ComboFix takes out any really tough stuff without a problem (since it kills active processes without the kernel getting pissed and restarting)
 

Poodles

I play with fire
Jul 22, 2006
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Yep..

I also use Registry First-Aid and System Configuration Utility. Windows 2003 can run with a lot of stuff stripped away without throwing errors like XP does. Been down to 7 active processes in the task manager, it's the reason my very outdated computer can run fairly modern games.

I don't touch Outlook as it's just another backdoor like IE...
 

Doward

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Jan 11, 2006
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Damn right it is - but what do the majority of small businesses use? :( So I like that Avast actively keeps Outlook's door closed ;)