Recent content by Lovesick Siren

I have, quite by accident, managed to wolf down novels lately like a fat kid at a buffet table. In these past three weeks - to the day - I have read Tailchaser's Song by Tad Williams, Everyone Worth Knowing, by nobody worth reading, A Fine and Private Place by my personal literary hero, Peter...

OP, while I . . . guess I can understand the basic concept of speedy cars being used for speedy things, I can't think of a single reason why those questions you used as examples would make any car guy (or girl) upset. What, do car folks install stereos that can be heard from 6.2 miles away and...

As I said to Theresa, if you look at it long enough. . . you can see tentacle porn in that sofa. Thick, puffy red vines folding into little yellow curves. Tentacle beast, anime girl. My contribution: This horrid pair used to be in our bedroom. They were my mother's, and free.

God, that one. . . there's one entry to that contest of a woman in the middle of the night on an inflatable mattress; she refused to leave her husband's coffin the night before it was supposed to be buried. She said she wanted to sleep next to him one last time. Another Marine stood there by...

Haha, yeah, I actually considered calling the manager. I'm all for freedom of speech, I might just tell them to remind that employee that it's still a place of business, and he needs to behave a certain way when dealing with customers. He doesn't know me - he could've been talking to someone...

I went to Good Will today with my veteran husband, and as we were checking out, the cashier told me - without any provocation whatsoever - that he hates "this fucking holiday," and how it sucks that he can't get his car fixed because everything is shut down, and it's just "disgusting." God...

. . . Was that wrong?

Does Mike realize how hard I fucking laughed when he wrote, "What's the difference between an orange?"

I agree with him about that feel from the menu, but I think it's because of the very basic font. That's the font a lot of them use. I think the menu area just needs a little bit of spicing up, and maybe a link at the top to your ecig forum? Sometimes it helps to see other customers actually...

-Throws name in ring!- Plan to buy it anyhow, but whyyy not try for a freebie beforehand? =D

Miranda Lambert - More Like Her

Noel S------- worked as a freelance writer for my company, researching and writing product descriptions for internet retail sites. The job consists of being given a list of products to research via the web, and translating that information into engaging, informative descriptions that meet our...

I can't think of anything to change it to! Besides which, knowing I need to tell Mike directly .. lol, I fear his mockery. Mimosa Whore, possibly. Really speaks to my soul, really captures who Noel is. Heheh.

What annoys me? That witless bunch who install speakers in their laughable little cars that could vibrate the hair off your ass, then drive with their music (always terrible) blaring through neighborhoods. I've fantasized sniping them with paintballs from second-story windows, I've left nasty...

Tower of Ego is a painting I found when I was younger that I no longer like. I hate my user name lots.