You know your American and you think you know all about Australian....

You think all Australian's are like Crocodile Dundee.
You think all Australian's carry and say "Now that's a knife"
You think all Australians drink Foster Beer.
You think the outback is a restaurant and not actually meaning the bush.
You think hearing bush gets you hard and not thinking about Australia
You think all Australians have a friend called Donk.