Another thread about eating crow

[GrimJack]

Literally. I was leaving for lunch from work today, there was a crow in the middle of the road. I don't swerve for birds, they are faster than me, and in all my years of driving I've only hit them a couple times. Anyhow, this crow refuses to fly away until a little too late, and I nailed him good with the front bumper. I had no idea that many feathers could fly off a single bird!

I think he lived, though, I checked the area for bodies on the way back from lunch, and no dead birds lying around. Unless I find meaty crow bits in my IC later... ;)

[toyota_supra_1988]

LOL, they really push there luck eh. they wait till the cars like 5ft away then fly.

[SupraMario]

well at least its just a crow. we have cows that get out here and stand in the middle of the road and DONT MOVE FOR LIKE 5 MIN TILL YOU BUMP THEM OR GET OUT AND CHASE THEM BACK TO THE PIN. DAMN cows.

[americanjebus]

haha yea cows are freaking retarded, i was hauling on the highway in the old tempo one night when i saw these two green orbs in the distance i was wtf is that, then i slowly saw the outline of a cow and its eyes were the orbs and i had to slam the brakes. i just sat there looking at it and it just stared into my headlights till i started letting my car push it, the cow kept getting pissed just mooing at me for like 3 min till it finnally got on the side. this was all at 1 am on my way home from a party so it was seriously a freakin weird moment

[SupraMario]

hahahah LOL.
yea then you feel my pain they are the dumbest things on the planet, that is why we eat them, mmmm beef its wats for dinner.

[lanky189]

i tagged a robin yesterday... it was being chased by a blue jay..dipped right in front of my dad's mercury mystique's grill... followed by the customary poof of feathers and the spiralling of the bird over the roof of the car....

i imediately thought of this thread...and "hey..im just as cool as grimjack now!"

[SupraMario]

i tagged a robin yesterday... it was being chased by a blue jay..dipped right in front of my dad's mercury mystique's grill... followed by the customary poof of feathers and the spiralling of the bird over the roof of the car....

i imediately thought of this thread...and "hey..im just as cool as grimjack now!"


I can tell u that robin wasnt thinking about why a blue jay was chasing him when you hit his ass.:biglaugh: