I just realized somebody must have started a new thread. I has been busy for a while and not able to log on, so this is me losing my I Just virginity. Please be gentle with me...................NOT!!!!!
I just don't even want to face work today. For the next two days, each member of my team (except me) is taking a day off, one right after the other. Monday, one of them has a day shift class and won't be in then, either.
Additionally, we have a "trainee," a woman from another section who I've noticed is always talking, usually about other people. I'm not a big fan of the talking. This means someone in our section is moving, and, honestly, I hope it's me, even if I wind up somewhere more difficult. To leave me in that section with a worker who can't get on the ball anymore and a trainee who never shuts up is just absolutely ridiculous.
I'm a dog groomer, and we have various blank bottles of shampoo in our bathing room. We mark what they are with sharpie, but it often washes off. So we'll just use the sniff test to see if one shampoo is our scented remoisturizing shampoo, or the scentless hypoallergenic shampoo that we us on dogs' faces.
So I grab one of the shampoos to sniff test, don't realize there's a shampoo bubble in the nozzle, squeeze, and shoot a blob of shampoo RIGHT UP my nose. I felt it hit the back of my head. I made a nose bubble as I snorted it out.