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heavy drifter reminded me of a repair order i saw at work.
some of our advisors suck at spelling.
i use to write my car up with stupid shit... we were required to have a ticket on the car if it was in the shop...

complaint: something loose under hood
repair: something tightend under hood

complaint: dead bugs on windshield
repair: live bugs on order

complaint: sounds like midget banging loudly on pans under hood
repair: told midget to quit banging pans so hard

complaint: left front tire almost needs replacing
repair: almost replaced left front tire

complaint: evidence of oil leak under turbo
repair: evidence removed

those are just a few.... my boss always got pissy with me, but i was like well you told me i had to have a RO on it... :D
 
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i use to write my car up with stupid shit... we were required to have a ticket on the car if it was in the shop...

complaint: something loose under hood
repair: something tightend under hood

complaint: dead bugs on windshield
repair: live bugs on order

complaint: sounds like midget banging loudly on pans under hood
repair: told midget to quit banging pans so hard

complaint: left front tire almost needs replacing
repair: almost replaced left front tire

complaint: evidence of oil leak under turbo
repair: evidence removed

those are just a few.... my boss always got pissy with me, but i was like well you told me i had to have a RO on it... :D
:biglaugh: ....I wanna see more!
 

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i use to write my car up with stupid shit... we were required to have a ticket on the car if it was in the shop...

complaint: something loose under hood
repair: something tightend under hood

complaint: dead bugs on windshield
repair: live bugs on order

complaint: sounds like midget banging loudly on pans under hood
repair: told midget to quit banging pans so hard

complaint: left front tire almost needs replacing
repair: almost replaced left front tire

complaint: evidence of oil leak under turbo
repair: evidence removed

those are just a few.... my boss always got pissy with me, but i was like well you told me i had to have a RO on it... :D

Im a service writer at my dealership, and I work on my own car all the time. Whenever I write an RO for an emp I write dumb shit all day long....

Price: $99999.99
-Customer states vehicle is too fast for public roads, please check and advise.
-Found too much power under the hood of said vehicle, recommend DD.

Price. $Tree-Fitty
-Customer states vehicle is a piece
-Recommened tossing off a cliff.

Price: $96.00
-Customer states when shifting into third gear the clutch feels hesistant and the gear grinds and intermittently pops out of place.
-Recommened customer remembers vehicle is automatic and try again. (This was actually a customer.)



Ive gotta go find more weve done, some arent so funny but fucking A.

Also customers names,

Kishma Beaver (no joke)
Kishma Poo (her cousin)
Dun Fuc
Anitta Hoe

I wish I was kidding, theres more I gotta think of.
 

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Im a service writer at my dealership, and I work on my own car all the time. Whenever I write an RO for an emp I write dumb shit all day long....

Price: $99999.99
-Customer states vehicle is too fast for public roads, please check and advise.
-Found too much power under the hood of said vehicle, recommend DD.

Price. $Tree-Fitty
-Customer states vehicle is a piece
-Recommened tossing off a cliff.

Price: $96.00
-Customer states when shifting into third gear the clutch feels hesistant and the gear grinds and intermittently pops out of place.
-Recommened customer remembers vehicle is automatic and try again. (This was actually a customer.)



Ive gotta go find more weve done, some arent so funny but fucking A.

Also customers names,

Kishma Beaver (no joke)
Kishma Poo (her cousin)
Dun Fuc
Anitta Hoe

I wish I was kidding, theres more I gotta think of.
Those crack me up, but where's "throw some Ds on that bitch"? :biglaugh:

Also: The gear popping out in the automatic one? Really? Really?
 

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Those crack me up, but where's "throw some Ds on that bitch"? :biglaugh:

Also: The gear popping out in the automatic one? Really? Really?
Oh yeah, whenever we get a used Dodge Charger in, they sell FAST if we toss 22" rims on them, so every RO for a UCI for one says...

"Throw some Ds on it..."

cracks me up everytime
 
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