Northern kidnapper reporting for duty!There once was a bird from Nantucket, his supra was a real big bucket, his turbo turned brown, with no spare around, so he closed the garage and said fuck it.
The princess had once again disappeared. Du king, bird, and the other members of PacNW guild had slowly disbanded. Many steeds where sick and beaten, left in their stables over the winter for many months. Spring approached and suddenly a messenger shows at birds outhouse door.
"I have a message for a ......slave?"
Bird already knows what's going to happen and sighs. "Whats the message?"
The messenger puts the letter under the door. There's a unicorn stamp on the envelope.
-.- "Figured it was her"
"Hey black ass! Meet at the stables in Portlandia, Du king, Knight Cory and a few others from the northern lands will be there. There will be mead. Bring lady bird also!"
Bird looks up " I guess ill go for a little before work....wait....Knight Cory and the Northern Kidnappers?? Well I guess she got Dem feels."
Bird farts, wipes, and leaves the outhouse.
OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING!!!
You are such a weirdo, but that's what makes you awesome. I thought you couldn't make it this weekend? On that topic though, since this is the PNW forum, if any of you guys are around the portland area this weekend and would be willing to help me prep my supra for paint, you will be compemsated and fed:
Saturday, April 4th from 1pm to 5pm!
Northern kidnapper reporting for duty!
I would buy your book Bird.There will be more of the northerners appearing in my story no worries lol. Just need a few more names to appear .
Shit should I write a book?!? I don't think it would sell since no one but this group will get what the fuck is going on lol "so...the horses are cars.....and the slave isn't a slave he's like a hero or something? And something about round cheese disk... Is that pizza? The fuck is the writer on?".
That's what I imagine people saying
I would be a fan, but I don't like having to wait months to read the next paragraph lol