Are Your Children Street Racing?

drunk_medic

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GEICO sent this to a buddy of mine, one of their customers. He gave it to me for a laugh. It's a little digest magazine they send out. Here is an excerpt:



Are Your Children Street Racing? Watch for the danger signs.
"GEICO's special investigations unit has compiled a list of street racing danger signals parents can watch for when it comes to their teen's auto.
*Customized cars. If your son or daughter is spending significant dollars adding horsepower - turbo boosters, after-market exhaust or onboard computer alterations - to his or her vehicle, you'll want to determine how that horsepower is being used.
*Look for unusual wear and tear on the tires that provide power. The preference is to use rear-wheel-drive cars, but front-wheel-drive vehicles can be used by manipulating the emergency brake.
*Check the front and rear bumper of your teen's auto. If you see numerous bumps, scratches and gouges, chances are your teen is playing auto tag. Teenagers have modified the game and now play it in their cars at high rates of speed.
*Be aware that street racers may alter or conceal their license plates. Techniques include a spray that defeats some traffic cameras.
*Look for bard in the trunk or under the hood that go from one side of the car to the other. The are easy to see and are typically attached above where the top of a shock absorber would be located. These bars are used to reinforce the structure of the car in high-speed turns.

GEICO also cautions parents the customized cars may or may not be covered on insurance claims. Any customization work needs to be reported when applying for insurance coverage or when it is added to an insured vehicle.
 

Darkcyde

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That's funny stuff. "GEICO's special investagation" :yelrotflm



Me and my buddies used to play auto tag. One of my friends in HS had some open land that his family owned and we would get old civics and other small cars and put snowmobile gas tanks in the back along with the batt. and just go at it. We of couse wore helmets and belts and removed all the glass from the cars.

Ahhh...fun times.
 

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Mar 30, 2005
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gee, I hope my mom doesn't get a hold of that. $5k on an engine swap...WHAT WILL SHE THINK?! lol...

btw Darkcyde, nice avatar ;)
 
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lanky189

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drunk_medic said:
" turbo boosters,

The preference is to use rear-wheel-drive cars, but front-wheel-drive vehicles can be used by manipulating the emergency brake.

turbo boosters... yeah... also.. color matched bolts holding your diamond plate floor pan on....

and wtf are they talking about...manipulating the emergency brake for more power? since when?
 

rpk2012

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Man, all of you beat me to it. Why on earth would someone play tag in a freaking performance car. You touch my car, I will hop out and rip you a new one.
 

GrimJack

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Auto tag... now that brings back some memories. We did that when I was in school, back in the early 80s. We were all driving POS cars, so a few extra dints and scratches made no difference. And our cars were hardly what you could call performance cars, either.

I can't believe that these people are just figuring this out now...

The best way to keep your kids from streetracing is to take them to the track, IMO. Teach them how to do it right, and surround them with people who have the proper respect for fast cars.
 

americanjebus

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ok ok they send this out to all the responsible parents.

what fucking parent is going to call the insurance company and say "wow your thing was right my kid is street racing how about jackin up my premium"

my dad brought up the fact i had abnormal scratch scores in my back tires, ya know the slits that develop when you peel out and snatch pavement or little rocks. he looks at it, looks at me, he was litteraly like "what you do with your car is up to you i just dont want to hear about it"
 

Squid699

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hehe.....so long as you dont' get caught or in trouble for it....my dad was very much the same way when I was in High School, but granted I didn't havea sports car back then.
 

Mark3Supraholic

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Cz. said:
Sounds a lot like that one warning for telling if your kid is a hacker.

For those who've never seen it: http://www.xompage.com/nice/iysach.html

But honestly.... Insurance companies are out there to get your money. When it comes down to it, speeding fines, red light camera's, etc, it's all about the money. I dunno about your parents, but mine are perfectly fine with me modifying my cars. In fact they encourage it. Ya know, the first thing I thought of when I crushed my Integra in a single car accident was "How is my insurance going to be affected?" Now my insurance company keeps hounding me about a police report of the incident that might not even exist just so they can, you guessed it, jack up my premiums. I've got a better use for that money, and it involves modifying my car and not telling Geico. Apparently, the entire business and government world still thinks we're a buncha no good hooligans who race all day and all night with no respect for anything else. Do they know how enjoyable it is to actually DRIVE and not just commute? And I agree with GrimJack, take them to the track, respect the cars cause they're not always just transportation, and they'll have a deeper understanding of just how important that amalgam of sheetmetal, rubber, and plastic is to people like me and I bet all of you. 2 cents spent.
 

Furball

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lanky189 said:
turbo boosters... yeah... also.. color matched bolts holding your diamond plate floor pan on....

and wtf are they talking about...manipulating the emergency brake for more power? since when?

I think what they are talking about with the emergency brake thing is drifting. you can "drift" a FWD car by using the hand brake. That's all I can figure it could be.
 
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Boostaddctn

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Holla, these are all the signs that my kid is street racing, I am taking his car away tomorrow... thanks Geico you just saved me a lot of money on my insurance!
 
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lanky189

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it would be cool if they had a commercial with the geico street racing that little miniature version of the Ferrari he gets to drive around in..
 
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crazymike811

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Furball said:
I think what they are talking about with the emergency brake thing is drifting. you can "drift" a FWD car by using the hand brake. That's all I can figure it could be.

maybe they're talking about burnouts?