ever had a real asshole moment?

gaboonviper85

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today I was a real jackoff to some 70 year old woman:-(

The story:

So I was on my way go my friends tattoo parlor and at the intersection inwhich 5 main roads meet (aka 5 points) I notice traffic is really slow. So I start bitching in my head as usual. I finally make it to the intersection and turn left and get behind a car the I hear honking his horn, so I notice some old bitch in the car infront of him on her phone and going threw her dash...as the light is green and she is still sitting, I lay on the horny. Soon the dude infront of me finally gets around her. So now I'm behind her and light is green again and she ain't moveing so I'm getting pissed off, again with the horn..

I realize either she is deft or something is wrong. I look at the car becide her and the dude starts talking to her. Eventually light turns green and I manage to get around her but by that time the light is red. Then the guy that was talking to her comes to my window and asked me if I would mind helping push her broken car off the road. At that point I felt like such an ass....but still mildly pissed that she didn't turn her hazzards on. So I park my car and help push. I notice the woman is in tears and started telling me and the dude that people kept swearing at her and calling her all kind of names....I wanted to die right then!

Come to find out she is on the way to the hospital to see her brother with cancer. So I stay and make sure the tow truck comes and I tell the lady not to worry and that I'll get her to the hospital... After all said and done she kisses me on the cheek which really made me feel like an ass for getting so pissed at "some old bitch" who was indeed a very sweet woman!

Feel like an asshole...moreso than usual!
 

gaboonviper85

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I don't feel like it....

I'm glad I helped...but seeing some old lady in tears cause people like me honking and swearing at her doesn't feel too cherry!
 

lagged

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yeah you did the right thing, you went above and beyond even!

everyone gets pissed some times. its a true measure of character when one realizes his faults then strives to correct them.

you not only did that, but you actually got out and helped the person that you misdirected your anger towards.
 
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Drive thru at a CVS to pick up my anti-baby drugs.

There's a guy three cars ahead of me who is taking FOREVER. FOREVER. The two cars in front of me are gesturing and starting to honk their horns.

"What a douche," I thought. "Why couldn't he have just gone into the goddamn store if he were going to take so long?"

I give up, park, and go in.

The girl who was helping the guy who was taking so long was helping me. She was in tears.

"He wasn't giving you a hard time, was he?" I asked.

"No. I had to explain a lot of meds to him. His eleven year old daughter has cancer."


I felt like a total and complete, unadulterated asshole.
 

suprahero

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The only time I ever get mad like that is when I'm behind the wheel........true story.

Hello, my name is Jay Hayes and I suffer from Road Rage!
 

suprahero

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........so did you just now crawl out from under your rock....


That has to make you feel knee high to a grasshopper.
 

gaboonviper85

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Come on assholes...stop hideing and tell us what makes you an asshole!

I spoke up, DT finally came out the closet, dunkel confessed, and IJ...well....doesn't need to explain. So come on people!
 

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it was my sister's b-day recently and we went down to madison, IN where they were having this huge festival all over town. I really didn't want to go and I really really didn't want to ride with my dad(slow driver), so I ended up throwing somewhat of a silent fit inside my head. It was obvious I was rather displeased, but eventually feeling bad that I made the day not as fun.
 

Dunckel

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suprahero;1153831 said:
........so did you just now crawl out from under your rock....


That has to make you feel knee high to a grasshopper.

Trust me, I felt like shit for a long long time.
 

WhtMa71

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Dunckel;1153811 said:
I told a "retard" joke in a restaurant once. Nobody laughed. The girl behind me had down syndrome.

omg i just rofled irl..What an asshole. I still can't stop laughing

I have road rage due to stupid drivers in this town but nothing usually makes me feel bad..They're just all idiots who can't drive and no one has redeemed themselves so far..

I can be a real asshole around my parents sometimes but I usually feel bad and just go with it..
 
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